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This is an article I wrote for my school newspaper. So far all my articles have been about music. Note beforehand: This is sarcasm. You either get it or you don't. HOW JUSTIN BIEBER REVOLUTIONIZED MUSIC Justin Bieber is the most revolutionary artist since Lady Gaga. Having risen to sudden fame a year ago, the 16-year old Canadian singer is the very embodiment of the American dream: Instant gratification. He teaches a valuable lesson to American children... if you have the right connections, you can get rich without ever having to work a day in your life. In the old days of music, musicians slaved away for years, working until their bone

One day in Mexico, a Hippie, a Hunchback, and a Mongolian Farmer were bored. They decided to visit Mexico's major landmark: The great wall of stolen bricks from China. The three were lounging around on the wall, when suddenly a shot rang out. There lay The Mayor of Newark's second cousin-twice-removed's uncle's college roommate, with a bullet in his leg. Naturally, the hippie spoke up. "We have to investigate this almost-murder, man..." The other two agreed. The three of them went to the crime scene, a few feet away. Within seconds, they found their first piece of evidence: a green cap. Nearby was a bunch of coins. "Leprechauns..." the Mo